We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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