He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I've blown a few things in my day
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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