I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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