we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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