ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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