It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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