She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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