You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
What a dumb baby whore.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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