9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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