First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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