check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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