hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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