She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Enjoy the penises
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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