no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Non-Jews are for practice
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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