Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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