He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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