i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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