I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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