Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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