I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize