So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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