I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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