I'm jealous of your bromance
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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