sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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