there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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