Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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tonight lets celebrate not being married
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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