I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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