We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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