this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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