Only a mothe r could love this liver
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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