He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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