i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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