Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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