dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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