So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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