are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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