Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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