idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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