we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
