All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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