hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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