brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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