Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Houston, we have a blender
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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