now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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