so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It's shark week go big or go home
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