I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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