I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm at about main and main street
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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