How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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