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I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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