Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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