oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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