You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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Have fun and good luck.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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