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Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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