If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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