TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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